idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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