just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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