Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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