she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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