Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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