What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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