your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i came on her dog
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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