But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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