He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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