the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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