i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's never too late to be topless.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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