Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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