Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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