Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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