I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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