Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My vagina just recognized that song.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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