Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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