Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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