i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
