New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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