He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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