i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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