Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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