My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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