4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
they need to just BURY HIM!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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