Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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