do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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