yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
How naked do you want me to be?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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