so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you win again, gameday.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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