FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
