Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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