awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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