id be glad to
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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