shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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