I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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