Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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