there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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