so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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