if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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