you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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