but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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