All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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