So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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