I wish my penis had an off switch
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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