He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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