dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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