and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
