I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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