Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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