Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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