You work out of a Hotel?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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